Welcome to this wonderful source of knowledge on all the characters who appear in the Belinda Blinked universe. If you've gotten this far, then it goes without saying that you probably know who Rocky Flintstone is… yes, it's me.
What you may not know is who my co-author Sammy Yeo is. Well let me fill you in, in the nicest way possible. Sammy is Australian and lives in Melbourne. He's never really told me what he does, but he's definitely associated with the stage and arts and has a good education. I say this with confidence as he had very few spelling mistakes in his writing... spellchecker??
I hear you saying to yourself, thanks for nothing Rocky… but how did these character rankings get written?
Good question and here is what I've been told by Sammy himself.

When the pandemic hit Australia, everything literally closed down overnight… much like the rest of the world. But Australia was slightly different in that you couldn't even leave your state of residence. So, Sammy found himself stuck in Melbourne and decided to relieve his boredom by ranking every character who'd appeared in the Belinda Blinked books. This took him some time, because not only did he rank them, he told us why he'd done so… for each character. This turned out to be a major undertaking and when he finally published his scorings, he sent me a copy. Thank you, Sammy!
I had a quick read through and to be honest I was impressed and also thought it deserved a wider audience. I also asked him to include the characters found in Lockdown 69… my small contribution, just like Sammy's, to the ongoing pandemic. We then included the Xmas specials and here we are. Well not quite, because I decided I would reply to every one of Sammy's comments and not just a one liner but a bit of in depth analysis and some more back story on various characters. Enjoy!

Rocky Flintstone
Summer 2022

Introduction by Sammy Yeo who had the inspiration to produce these rankings…;
The world of Belinda Blinked has seen me through some rough moments:
Breakups;
Interminable Covid lockdowns…
You name it…
The profound, erotic, and hysterical novels which sit at the heart of the My Dad Wrote a Porno podcast are never predictable and always surprising. What begins as a series of woefully mundane sexual encounters becomes a broad canvas on a Dickensian scale, as author Rocky Flintstone shifts genres, styles, and occasionally tenses, and leaves the reader spellbound. It's a world populated by wondrous, individual, and downright bizarre figures, from the ski slopes of Scotland and the seedy underworld of Amsterdam to downtown Texas and the Australian outback.

Naturally, this book contains extensive spoilers for every chapter up until the end of book six, including the yearly Christmas specials from 2016 until 2021 and the written special Lockdown 69. It includes every character with a speaking role, and a few besides. All of them brought to life by Rocky's magical pen and the chameleon-like vocal talents of his traumatised son… Jamie Morton.