WELCOME TO MAINE-MADE MURDER AND (S)LAUGHTER! Join Officer Jane Roberts on her hilarious tumble through the boonies of Central Maine. And then back to her beloved St. Frewin's Island, somewhere off the coast of Maine...the land of guns, Cream of Wheat, and booze. Be prepared for delicious passages and glimpses of introspection as more than the plot thickens. This latest assignment has Officer Jane fed up to the split ends of her flyaway hair. The State is dispatching her to the deep woods to investigate whoever is "murdering" stuffed animals and tossing them around like chopped salad. What The Fluff?! And what about this couture-clad civilian volunteer who shows up to help Jane pore over toys impaled on ice picks? Who cares? Then a young woman is found in a
most peculiar shroud at the Brunswick Town Mall. Could it be Officer Jane's teddy-bear-mutilating bozo is eager for bigger prey? In her zeal to bring down the fiend, she will embrace fried clams galore, the night stars, and at least three men. (There goes her recent vow of Cel-i-ba-cy.) Ever steadfast, Jane Roberts will end up with five dead bodies. That's how she gets the job done. Until what's really going on nearly clobbers her:
BEWARE WHO LOVES YOU!