9-year-old Sophia is busy writing a story when she's kidnapped by Max Goodchin, star of screen and TV. He wants her to write children's books for him, so he can extend his brand longevity. ("After all," he tells her, "they must be dead easy to write, since it's only children who read them.") Soon other celebrities join in, wanting Sophia to write for them too. Can she escape, and stop an even more fiendish plot they've hatched? Can she stop the Greedy ****ing Celebrity and his cohorts?